I seem to have left my pride at pride
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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