did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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