I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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