Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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