hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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