Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
