I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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