I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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