yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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