What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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