Nicole vs. Life
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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