If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
