I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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