I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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