Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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