Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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