He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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