where does the pee come out of this thing
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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