so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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