she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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