Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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