You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
What drink are we having for lunch?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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