We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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