with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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