ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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