North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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