i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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