hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
