He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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