Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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