didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Boobs speak an international language.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Drunk is not a location!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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