I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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