After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I need moral support for this bender
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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