is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
operation harelip BJ is a go
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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