porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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