she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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