When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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