evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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