Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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