I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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