tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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