quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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