Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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