so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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