he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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