...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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