This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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