You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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