I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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