Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Randomize
