it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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