32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
This house was built for laser tag.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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