we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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