Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
