Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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