So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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