How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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