I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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