and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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