I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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