Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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