I'm so fucking centered right now
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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